As if millions of chubby voices suddenly cried out in terror

**macabeee** · March 3rd, 2004, 11:32 PM

Someone get Bio a tissue [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

McSupersizes to be phased out

Talk about a bunch of crap! The Fun Governor Health Police finally got to McDonalds enough to phaze out the Super Size!

Now I'm going to have to feel like a real tub-o-goo and order 2 large fries with my Double Quarter Pounder.....

**Biohazard** · March 4th, 2004, 12:39 PM

great, now where i am gonna go to get a 2 pound bucket of fries for $1.79?!

**Andyman** · March 4th, 2004, 01:04 PM

Detroit Free Press did a comparison between a large fry and a supersized fry. Results: 13 more measly fries. Works out to a penny per extra fry.

**Genetic Disposition** · March 4th, 2004, 01:20 PM

One of the major contributing factors for this is due to the docuymentary "Super Size Me" where one dude ate nothing but Super Size meals for a month. He gained 25 pounds. He was on the Today show this morning.

**Andyman** · March 4th, 2004, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Figment?:
One of the major contributing factors for this is due to the docuymentary "Super Size Me" where one dude ate nothing but Super Size meals for a month. He gained 25 pounds. He was on the Today show this morning.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, that guy is gonna be big!

BADDA BING! thank you! thank you!

**Skull-n-Bones** · March 4th, 2004, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by Figment?:
One of the major contributing factors for this is due to the docuymentary "Super Size Me" where one dude ate nothing but Super Size meals for a month. He gained 25 pounds. He was on the Today show this morning.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He also experienced near-total liver failure! His doctor warned him not to do the McDiet from the beginning...said it would kill him!

That movie is going to rule Sundance Festival.

Peter Peeker · March 4th, 2004, 03:53 PM

shit, I haven't had anythoing near a liver failure...

goes to show ya how good McDick's is...

**Tortricidae** · March 4th, 2004, 05:04 PM

I'm thinking that anyone who eats mcdonald's for a whole month will gain a lot of weight, regardless of the meal being supersized or not. It's like the obese man who was trying to sue mcdonald's, KFC, burger king, and some other place because he "didn't know that fast food would make him fat". it's not healthy food, it never has been healthy food, and eating a lot of it will *gasp* make you gain weight.